I woke up this morning with severely puffy eyes. Could have been the lingering after-effects of the spirit gum that held on my prosthetic nose from my costume yesterday. Or the wine. Or my allergies. Most likely it was all of the above. Either way, I almost tripped on the bags under my eyes when I woke up. I’m not kidding. I could see them in the bottom of my peripheral vision.
Time for some cucumber slices.