I made this card for my brother-in-law’s birthday. We’re getting him a bunch of craft-brewed beer, so I thought this might be an appropriate card for him. He’s also a sucker for that “crass co-opting of a cultural icon” type humor. For example, one of the t-shirts we got him in the past had an image of all the Sesame Street characters on it, with text that read: “All my homies are from the street.” He loved it. Wore it thread-bare.
On the inside of my card, the text will be: “…hic!…bear! I mean bear…”